Conversation that took place at my job (note: NOT the school I teach at, my second graders still think I'm the best teacher evah (yes evah) and wouldn't say crap like this to me... yet).
Girl: Miss Whitney, are you married yet?
Girl: What are you waiting for? I've known you TWO years and you still aren't married. You should just find a guy and marry him already, stop waiting Miss Whitney.
Me: I don't need to get married right now, I am busy with school and working with you guys.
Girl: Right... I'm sure.
*five minutes later*
Girl: Is it because you have glasses? I think some guys like glasses. You just gotta find them.