-Lately I keep getting really bad headaches, either I need new glasses or my brain is melting.
-I've kicked around the idea of suing Jk Rowling for copyright infringement because I'm positive she based Dementors on my Grandmother.
-I made chocolate chip cookies today. They are amazing and 80% of them are now safely hidden in my junk food spot.
-I spent 3 minutes trying to figure out how to word "junk food spot" so it wouldn't sound like I was talking about my vagina.
-I hate one word text messages but lately I've been sending them a lot because I'm lazy and anti-social.