It always makes C happy when I start a sentence off with "You know what I hate". Usually because when I say this, it is followed by something really irrelevant that pisses nobody off but me.
Anyways, you know what I hate?
When guys refer to other guys as their "buddy".
Don't get me wrong, there are some limited acceptable uses of the word buddy. For example, during Summer camp, we had assigned Summer reading "buddies" which is just an appropriate way of saying "hey you older kids partner up with the younger kids and read for an hour so I can talk to C".
But when two adult men refer to each other as "buddy" it makes me want to puke and lock the door because it creeps me out so bad.