Saturday, August 29, 2009

I need motivaton

Dear Whitney,

Today you woke up at 10. That's not cool. Normally, you would be up at 6. But now, your body is turning on you and you're used to not having to get up and do anything.

THIS HAS TO STOP NOW.

Before the middle of September comes and the only thing you have done with your life is add a few new things to your etsy shop and play video games. NOT COOL.

Get a job, sister. At least work on getting a job. Ok, let's compromise, at least PRETEND that you are at least WORKING on getting a job.

Look, I know it's been at least 2 years since you've had a time when you aren't either working or going to school and I really do think you should be allowed to enjoy this time and be eternally in your pajamas and only make contact with 3ish people from the outside world. But please, please, draw the line somewhere.

I'm going to check back in with you in a week and if you're still pulling this shit, I might have to pull the wifi from your bedroom.

xoxo,
The more productive-adultish version of yourself.

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